maniacalmoron

 "Shut up, Malfoy!" Potter roared at me at the top of his lungs. He actually looked severely angry. Maybe I'd gone too far this time, insulting his dead parents. Nah. I just put on a smirk and acted as if he didn't scare me, because he didn't. I was about to do the exact opposite of his wish, and antagonize him some more, when a cool, thick voice interrupted me. "Potter! Malfoy! What do you think you're doing?" Professor Snape walked over, cornering us in the hall. There was no way out of this one, except maybe some smooth talk. "Nothing Professor," I said as innocently as I could manage. I could tell he was not convinced. "Draco, the day

Harry Potter versus Twilight I am sick and tired of hearing about this Harry Potter versus Twilight thing. The books and authors have nothing in common, except that they are well known and quite popular amongst many people. However even then it is stupid to compare the two. I first saw this comparison when they set up a section in our school library with a board that said “If you love Stephenie Meyer, you’ll love…” and had a bunch of retarded vampire books underneath (All retarded but with the exception of Vampirates. They’re vampire pirates. How much more awesome can you get?). There was a newspaper clipping of an a